Horny Mature Teacher

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This
is a website designed and intended solely for adults, defined as those
persons eighteen (18) years of age or older, or twenty-one (21) years
of age or older in places where eighteen (18) years of age is not the
age of majority, who are interested in and wish to have access to adult
images and audiovisual material of a sexually oriented and erotic
nature. All materials contained in the Site are intended for
distribution exclusively to adults, as defined above, in locations
where all such materials do not violate any community standards or any
local, state, federal, or international law or regulation.
Any access to the Site or any of its Content by any persons other than
adults, as defined above, shall constitute unauthorized access to
stored communications prohibited by the Stored Communications Act, 18
U.S.C. Sections 2510-2520 and a violation of other applicable laws.
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and agree that you are making the following statement:
"I hereby swear, certify, and affirm, under the penalties of perjury
pursuant to 28 U.S.C. 1746 that I:
1. am eighteen (18) years of age or older, or twenty-one (21) years of
age or older in places where eighteen (18) years of age is not the age
of majority; and, if applicable;
2. am authorized to sign for and bind the corporation, partnership, or
other legal entity that will be using the Site;
3. have not provided any false, misleading, or otherwise erroneous
information;
4. am not under the influence of any drugs, alcohol, or mind altering
substances or mechanism, natural or otherwise, nor is your judgment
impaired by any mental illness, deficiency, or infirmity;
5. know and understand the materials contained in the Site include
explicit visual, audio, or textual depictions of nudity and sexual
activities, including without limitation, heterosexual, bisexual,
homosexual, or transsexual activities of an explicit sexual nature;
6. am familiar with materials of this kind;
7. am not offended by such materials;
8. do not find scenes or images depicting or involving nudity, actual
or simulated sexual conduct, or sexually explicit material, actions, or
circumstances to be offensive or objective in any way and are not
offended by such scenes or images or by viewing the engagement,
participation, and performances by others contained in such material;
9. am not prohibited by any local, state, or federal authority or
community from possessing, viewing, or performing in such material as
described in 2.2(C); and
10. will not permit any persons less than eighteen (18) years of age,
or less than twenty-one (21) years of age in places where eighteen (18)
years of age is not the age of majority, to access any materials
contained in the Site;
11. am voluntarily, intentionally, and knowingly seeking access to such
explicit sexual materials for my own personal enjoyment, information,
or education.
12. am not currently, nor have I ever been, affiliated with a
government or law enforcement agency gathering information to be used
in a criminal or civil action taken against the owners or operators of
the Site;
13. am familiar with the standards in my community regarding the
acceptance of scenes or images depicting or involving nudity, actual or
simulated sexual conduct, or sexually explicit material, actions, or
circumstances, and the materials I expect to encounter contained in the
Site are within those standards;
14. in my judgment, the average adult in my community accepts the
consumption of such materials; and
15. acknowledge, understand, and agree that providing a false
declaration under the penalties of perjury is a criminal offense and
that this document constitutes an un-sworn declaration under federal
law."